From The Couch – Arizona High School Cancels Entire Football Season Due To “Dry Humping”
Hey, I don’t make the news, I just report it. I am sure there must be more to the story, but as reported by KCTV5 […]
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From The Couch – No More Schlitz/Teslas Don’t Float/Don’t Play With That Sword, Kid/And More….
Your notable news for May 20th, 2026…. JM: Better get your Schlitz while you still can. It will be a collector’s item. A buddy of […]
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From The Couch – Rashee Rice Jailed/Trump And Cuban Reunite/Mark Fuhrman Dies/Tornado Warnings Despite No Tornadoes/Washing The Student Debt Away
JM: If I were the Kansas City Chiefs, I would have cut this loser Rashee Rice after he put so many lives at risk during […]
Read moreFrom The Couch – Southside Bar and Grille Vs. Mayor Q/Chipotle Brawl/Cuba Attacks/New Pratt Ad/Commencement Speaker Booed/And More!
Matt Alexiou, the owner of Southside Bar & Grille on 103rd and State Line, penned a letter to Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas and the […]
Read moreFrom The Couch – Trump Warns Iran/Shark Attack In Australia/MMA Clunker/Shaq Disses Barkley At Graduation Ceremony
K-State fans really like my “From The Couch” columns, in which I provide commentary about all things K-State sports. For a long time, I’ve wanted […]
Read moreCan Spencer Pratt Win The Los Angeles Mayoral Race?
I sure hope so. I can’t believe that state and city are so far gone.
Read more73 Pound Catfish Caught In Florida
How does one go about catching a 73-pound catfish? That thing is almost as big as the officer holding it! If you’re like me, you […]
Read moreBank Employee Hangs Up On Pope Leo
Being the Pope isn’t always easy. It sounds like even the Pope has trouble with telephone customer service nowadays. According to Father Tom McCarthy, a […]
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Passed Out Boater Lucky To Be Alive After Crash Caught On Video
A boater passed out behind the wheel and crashed into some rocks in Steilacoom, Washington. The man was thrown from the boat, then treated and […]
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