Jacob Allen Morley, age 28, is serving a life sentence for murder in Tennessee. On October 25th, he casually walked out of the prison, jumped the fence, and escaped. There has been a manhunt ever since.
JM: Flock cameras to the rescue! The truck he stole was seen on camera near Independence, Missouri and he was captured in nearby Liberty. One might think that a prison holding convicted murderers might have tighter security in place, but apparently not. He found some beer and garlic bread in a shed along the way. Garlic bread? Alrighty then.
JM: But I thought election fraud was a myth?
JM: I introduce you to the new Governor of Ohio. As one of my favorite broadcasters said today, “Vivek Ramaswamy couldn’t even beat a drunk.”
JM: I introduce you to the guy who will likely be the next President of the United States.
JM: It always annoys me when I need a gas receipt and they are out of paper. Seems they are out more than half the time. This guy is not complaining. Good on him, but why can’t I have this kind of luck?