From The Couch – Jason Kelce Wants Your Pee
You read that right. In an advertisement for his Garage Beer product, Jason Kelce partnered with Liquid Death energy drink to produce this strange commercial […]
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From The Couch – Semi Truck Drivers Still Causing Havoc – A Personal Story
I work for a food and vending company, and this morning I traveled to one of my work accounts. I was parked at the dock […]
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From The Couch – Cocaine Ring Discovered At Penn State Fraternity
We have all heard stories of good old-fashioned fraternity pranks and hazing of pledges, but forcing your pledges to participate in a cocaine trafficking ring […]
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From The Couch – Bear Breaks Into House And Eats Leftover KFC
Want to prevent bears from breaking into your house? Don’t leave your leftover KFC on the kitchen table like this Harlan County, Kentucky woman did… […]
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From The Couch – Couple Married in Akron McDonald’s
Just when you think you’ve seen it all. A video surfaced of a couple getting married in an Akron, Ohio McDonald’s. They were two employees […]
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John Hinckley, Jr. Is Still Stalking Jodie Foster
I saw this story and shook my head in disbelief. I don’t think John Hinckley should have ever been released from prison. We went right […]
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From The Couch De Soto’s Kennadi Fuhrman Wins Female Title At First Ever Patriot Games
I heard this morning that Kennadi Furhman from De Soto, Kansas won the female title at the Patriot Games. This had to be the least […]
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From The Couch – UC Davis Engineering Student Saves The Lives Of Three Drowning Girls In Seattle
Today’s column will begin and end with positive news. The first comes from the Seafair festival in Seattle where a college student saved the lives […]
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From The Couch – Are You Here To Rob A Bank Or Buy Some Bait?
There was a bank robbery in the Brookside area of Kansas City yesterday by a man wearing a bucket hat. You can’t make this stuff […]
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From The Couch – Rest In Peace Ben Jones, aka “Crazy Cooter”
Ben Jones, most famously known as “Cooter” from the television series “The Dukes of Hazzard” died yesterday at the age of 84. “The Dukes of […]
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From The Couch – Has Coke Gone Woke?
That’s right, Coke’s gone woke. They were “outed” by providing a personalized can feature that allows someone to put a personalized message on a can. […]
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