We start today with a thousand-pound pumpkin, end with a funny political ad, and talk about a bunch of stuff in the middle that is bound to have you scratching your head…
JM: Charlie Pigott searching for a huge pumpkin every year to display on his front stoop. He found this year’s pumpkin in Pennsylvania and used a forklift to place it. Seems like a lot of work. Wonder how many pumpkin seeds that thing produces?
JM: Another “mother of the year” candidate. Two days prior to her arrest, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother’s head. I find it ironic that a dumbbell led to this dumbbell being arrested.
JM: Another example of irony is Barack Obama, whose library is the ugliest eyesore I’ve ever seen, is criticizing President Trump for cleaning up Washington DC and the White House grounds.
JM: Someone let me know when James Comey is put behind bars for good. Until then, I have little interest in this.
JM: Do you ever hear about a Democrat headquarters being vandalized? Me, either.
JM: The TDS is strong with Dan. Now it’s Trump’s fault for shade. Why doesn’t Dan go cut down every tree in every cemetery to get rid of all the shade? Just because Trump triggers him. These people are mental. Who wakes up in the morning getting mad about shade? Apparently, Dan Diamond does.
Speaking of mental…
JM: These crazy leftists celebrate Charlie Kirk’s assassination every year like it is a holiday. Sick, sick, sick.
Speaking of sick….
JM: They need to torture and publicly humiliate and execute the guy that did this. He is a gun control nut job and recorded the entire thing live on his Instagram feed. I won’t hold my breath waiting on something serious to happen to this piece of human scum.
JM: A pretty good ad against New York Governor Kathy Hochul. I love sarcasm. Unfortunately, I doubt this does any good in a state like New York. I’m just glad I don’t live there.