From The Couch – Missouri Man Dives Off Bridge Headfirst

Well, this is something I’ve never seen before. A man being chased by police stopped on a bridge, ran out of the car, and dove headfirst off the bridge into the river below. He survived, but was not unscathed…

JM: Gavin Thor Lundgren, 26, was allegedly driving 75 in a 45 zone when Stone County deputies tried to stop him around 1:50 a.m. Saturday in Kimberling City, Missouri. Deputies say he pulled into a parking lot, circled the building, and fled. The pursuit ended on the Kimberling City Bridge, where he jumped roughly 50 feet. Officers found his driver’s license on the passenger seat. He was located near the shoreline and allegedly fought deputies during the arrest, leaving three with cuts and facial injuries. Lundgren is charged with aggravated fleeing a stop, third-degree assault, and two counts of fourth-degree assault. He is held without bond.

This guy must have thought he was Thor the superhero trying to pull a stunt like this. Sheesh.

JM: I’m not sure why these psychos record videos wishing death upon the President of the United States, but I hope more of them do it and lose their jobs as a result. The sad thing is that they must feel pretty comfortable within their bubble to say disgusting things like this.

JM: The Democrat Socialists of America want to abolish the Senate? You’re kidding. Unfortunately, that’s not the only thing they want to abolish. Eradicating Conservatives and the United States Constitution are also on their list.

JM: Mandani should be allowed nowhere near the 25th anniversary ceremony of the 9/11 attacks. That said, do I think this petition will accomplish anything? Nope.

JM: Don’t let anyone tell you that Democrat mayors are in any way responsible for this. Credit goes to ICE for removing so many criminals from the streets and deporting them. President Trump deploying the National Guard to Washington DC, Memphis, and other cities has also helped tremendously.

JM: Congratulations to Salvador Perez for breaking the Kansas City Royals club record for home runs. George Brett will always be the greatest Royal, but Salvy has been great in his own right. And the fact that he has been a Kansas City Royal his entire baseball career is impressive.

JM: Have you ever been to an out-of-control fireworks show like this? I remember one where all of the fireworks exploded while still on the ground, but most people were far enough away that they didn’t have to scurry away as this crowd did. Pretty scary!

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