Your news and notes for 5/26/26…
JM: Taylor Swift still seems to find Travis Kelce amusing. Wonder how long that will last?
JM: Mahomes is seen throwing during drills with a pretty substantial knee brace on his leg. Do you believe he will be ready to play week one? I am still skeptical.
JM: They found these criminals in Argentina after committing yet another robbery? What a crazy story. They sure got away with it for a substantial amount of time.
JM: There are a lot of ways to leave this world, but I have never heard of anyone getting killed by a flying patio umbrella. Until now. What a tragedy.
JM: It sounds like the former sideline reporter, Tafoya, has a shot at winning this U.S. Senate primary. We will find out on August 11th.
JM: Susan just renewed her driver’s license for another eight years. Watch out if you’re ever driving through Delaware!
JM: Man’s best friend? Can’t argue with that after reading that story!