From The Couch – Did Ilhan Omar Marry Her Brother?

It has been rumored for a long time that U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar married her brother as part of an immigration scheme to make him a U.S. citizen. As far as I know, nobody has ever asked her. Until last night.

JM: “Not to my knowledge?” Huh? Shouldn’t the answer be “no?” Or “hell no?” Aren’t you 100% sure that the person you are married to is not related to you in any way? What a strange answer to the question. And she had to go on a far-left media outlet for this interview. Anytime I have seen a Democrat go on a far-left media outlet who is forced to answer tough questions of the interviewer, it rarely ends well for them. I think she is in big trouble. They took her DNA as part of the investigation. Why would they do that? Also, part of the investigation is looking into the fact that her real name isn’t even Ilhan Omar. This whole thing is getting crazier by the day. Speaking of crazy…

JM: “Try to poop before.” Alrighty then. Thanks for the advice. Wouldn’t this hurt if you tried this? “Not to my knowledge.”

JM: Also, the dog ate my homework. Rumor is that when this man was arrested, they asked him if he burned his wife’s remains and he answered, “not to my knowledge.”

JM: I don’t really care what the CEO of Chick-fil-A thinks about anything. Just serve me good food at a reasonable price in a timely manner. That’s all I care about. That said, do I think Chick-fil-A serves the best fast food chicken sandwich? “Not to my knowledge.”

JM: Is Lebron James a disrespectful asshat? “Yes.”


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