Today’s “who does that?” story comes to us from American Airlines. A woman decided to pleasure herself in front of other passengers. And yes, there is video.
JM: Katy Inzer, 46, laid in her seat shortly after takeoff from Baltimore to Miami on September 11 and started committing the act, according to an incident report filed by the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office.
A fellow passenger had complained to a flight attendant that Inzer had “remove(d) her pants and began to actively masturbate while making inappropriate sounds,” the report said.
You can’t make this stuff up.
JM: Firing squad is the way to go. That, or an old-fashioned hanging. But the Babylon Bee has an even better idea…
JM: Yeah, let’s go with that.
JM: I had to go to the comments to figure out what they are singing. “Oh when there’s no NYPD.” Really? Who is going to protect you when there are no police? How embarrassing for everyone who participated in this.
JM: In 2026, a woman has to wear a hat that says “woman,” so everyone knows that she’s a woman. That’s not all that Sophie Cunningham was in the news for the last couple of days…
JM: You tell ’em, Sophie!
JM: From socks on doorknobs, to living with Danny DeVito, to affairs with multiple co-stars, to being a drug dealer in college, to LSD use, to telling Julia Roberts he was going to stick her Golden Globe up her butt, to fighting throat cancer, Michael Douglas has lived a helluva life. His memoir should be quite the read.