Typical morning….

The other morning I got up to shave and “Mr. no depth perception” cut my nostril with my razor and it was gushing blood. Then I pulled out of the driveway and realize the rear tire is flat. Try to jack it up and the jack breaks so I can’t get the spare on. More bad things happen to me before 6 AM than happen to most people all day. #joeslife

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